Wasi nd GiRl in a restrnt :-

Girl: suno...mujhe kuch kehna h!

wasi: abi ni khane k baad! khate samay baat nhi karte!
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aftr finishng...
wasi: ha ab bolo!

grl: tmhare khane m cock-roach tha... AUR BAN LE HERO..."KHATE SAMAY BAAT NI KARTE!"