A Wife Hit Her Husband With Frying Pan:
Husband: What was that for?
.
.
Wife: I found a paper in your Pocket, with the
... name Jenny on it.
Husband: I played a Race last week and Jenny
... was the name of my Horse. Wife: Sorry!
.
.
Next day, Wife again hit him with the Frying
Pan.
Husband: Why?
Wife: Your Horse is on the Phone.